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"Please, R.K., stop mothering me."
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'I'm not too sure about that.'
'If I married this man, I would be a grandma. . . I would be a grandma before I was a mother. . .'
'I would have named my kids, but what's the point? Only about one out of a hundred survive.'
"Sometimes I think we're pushing mom's maternal instincts too far."
"They're so adorable at that age!"
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"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."
"I haven't decided whether or not I want children, but I know I don't want any husbands!"
"Come on Mum, I'm fully grown-up, surely you can let my friend come between you and me safely..."
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Mother cradling baby.
"Yeah, I know what you mean, I have an over-protective mother too..."
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'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'
'He's like a son to me, lazy, rude and greedy.'
'I see you haven't developed any motherly instincts yet!'
'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'
'My business sense tells me to write you up. My maternal instincts tell me too send you to your office without lunch.'
"Fetch a kitten instead."
'You misheard. I said young men bring out the 'smothering' instinct in me.'
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Olga's Biological Clocks.
Biological Alarm Clock.
'She gets a little paranoid when someone sits too close to her kittens!'
Bird trying to feed a bishop's hat.
"You bring out my maternal instincts. Observe how I nurse my drink."
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"Please don't hurt me sir, I'm a bear too! In fact, I'm a Kodiak Bear. Ask my mum, she's just arrived..."