Maternity Hospital Cartoons and Comics

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

Newborns on cell phones

Newbaby lounge

"Oh, that poor thing."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Maternity ward.

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

"The midwife was busy, so we called in the mid-husband."

"Which one's mine?"

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

'Sir, even if you were born here, we can't compensate you for your blighted life.'

Smart Suburban Maternity Hospital - "My Evian waters have broken."

'Your son couldn't come. He sent his sister.'

'We give credit where credit is due.'

"It's a Buoy!"

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

"They grow up so quickly."

Grim Reaper - Hospital nursery

"Nothing much. Just going to get rid of some belly fat."

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Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"Your bill has been doubled to include your own false pregnancy."

Dad waiting for baby to be born.

"How is it you only remember the good times?"