Maternity Hospital Cartoons and Comics

"Oh, that poor thing."

"Same old same old. How about you?"

Maternity ward.

"Don't forget...there are no guarantees, no returns, and no compensation!"

"The midwife was busy, so we called in the mid-husband."

"Which one's mine?"

'I'm sure this is the right exit .'

'Sir, even if you were born here, we can't compensate you for your blighted life.'

Smart Suburban Maternity Hospital - "My Evian waters have broken."

'Your son couldn't come. He sent his sister.'

'We give credit where credit is due.'

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

Grim Reaper - Hospital nursery

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"She keeps shouting, 'couldn't, didn't, can't'."

"Is it just me. . . or does anyone else here have a fixation with breasts?"

"Which one's yours?"

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

"Got a call from your husband, somethin' about someone's water breaking."

"He looks just like his father."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"One last question, where's its mute button?"