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"I was mistaken, these kids LOVE STATISTICS!"
'I like you < I used to.'
"My grant is somewhat restrictive. I have to work only with even numbers."
"Then I say to myself, 'What's the use? There isn't any Nobel Prize for math.'"
"It's an excellent proof, but it lacks warmth and feeling."
"Ah ha! Every particle of matter attracts every other particle with a force proportional to product of the masses and to the inverse square of the distance...OUCH!"
"But somehow sudoku baffles me."
"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."
'What attracted me to math is that it deals with hidden truths.'
'Face it - anecdotal evidence just doesn't carry any weight in math.'
Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.
'Space is curved and time is relative, eh? -- Is this your way of asking for a day off?'