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Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors.
'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'
"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"
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"I was an eight, too, until the number crunchers got hold of me."
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How To Use "The Safe Word" During Square Root Extraction.
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"You were kept after school to review multiplication and division. This is not a date."
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'Who invented arithmetic?' 'Henry the 1/8.'
"Pi what squared? Long John, you should be able to get this."
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"If we have ten students, and no child is left behind, how may students will go to college?"
"No, it's not a gray area."
"Can I carry the remainder over to the next question?"
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"What does any of this have to do with football?"
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"But it's not as wrong as it could have been."
There's supposed to be a fine line between a guess and an educated guess.
'What do you expect? My edition of the math book doesn't have the answers in it like yours does.'
'True, we have encouraged you to use your imagination, but not in math.'
'Oh, Wow! You write math books? That's wonderful! Where do you get your ideas?'
'Take my word for it. The answer is two. I'm a college graduate.'
'Do you want the correct answer or the politically correct answer?'
"If there's a sucker born eery minute, how many suckers are born in a day?"
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'I've finished grading your exams, and there was a lot of improvement in addition and subtraction. Of course, you're all still multiplying like rabbits.'
Today we learned to count to one.
'I would like to be able to refer to this statistical graph, but I have math anxiety.'
How's my deriving?