Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Teachers' Training Toughened: 'Sorry I'm late, I had to help one of the student teachers with their homework.'
Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.
"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."
Tags:science, scientific, scientists, scientist, maths, math, mathematics, mathematical, mathematically, chaotic, chaos, chaos theory, string theory, speculative, speculative science, theory, theoretical, theoretical, chalkboard, drawing board, drawingboard, explanatory, explanation, explanations, explication, explications, formula, formulas, psychedelic, psychedelics, art, arts, devolved, devolve, devolution
Accountants just want to have fun...
Tags:accountant, accountants, accounting, math, maths, math problem, maths problem, math problems, maths problems, mathematics, silly, silliness, goof around, goofs around, goofing around, conservative, conservatives, conservatism, lifestyle, lifestyles, straight-laced, sense of humor, senses of humor, humor, humour, sense of humour, senses of humour, serious, seriousness, equation, equations, goof off, goofs off, goofing off, mathematician, mathematicians, mathematical
'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'
"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"
I've disproved the law of averages. I asked 200 pretty girls out on a date and not 1 of them said yes.'
'Don't be embarrassed to ask for help Dad.'
With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.
Tags:elizabeth barrett browning, abacus, literature, poetry, poets, barrett browning, browning, elizabeth browning, let me count the ways, count the ways, sonnet 43, abolitionist, slavery, abolition of slavery, abolition, count, counting, math, maths, mathematics, mathematical, love, poem, poems, romanticism, literal, literally, poetry, publish, published, publication, quote, quotes, history, historical figure
Big Theory Math and Engineering Pub.
'My wife doesn't understand me.'
'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'
'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'
"Well yes, Simson. I suppose another way of putting it is 'buy low, sell high.'"
Tags:buy low, sell high, formula, formulas, formulae, mathematics, mathematical, mathematician, mathematicians, overcomplicate, overcomplicates, overcomplicating, overcomplication, overcomplications, over complicate, over complicates, over complication, over complications, over complicating, simplify, simplifies, simplification, simplifications, invest, invests, investing advice, investment, investments, advice, advise, adviser, advisers
"You realize, of course, that this means war."
Tags:compete, competing, competitive, competition, rival, rivals, rivalry, jealously, jealousy, jealous, equations, equation, in english please, jargon, interpretation, interpret, interpreting, interpretive, science, scientists, scientific, scientifically, scientific discovery, math, maths, mathematics, mathematical, formula, formulae, formulas, algorithm, algorithms, men, mathematician
'Rate me on a scale of one to ten!' 'Can I use fractions?'
"It's my knee, Doctor. It's still giving me problems."
Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'
"Don't let the infinity throw you."
Tags:vanishing point, perspective, warped perspective, infinite, infinity, math, maths, mathematical, math jokes, meta, metaphysical, office, offices, work life, work, corridor, corridors, disturb, disturbed, illusion, illusions, art, artist, artistic, optical, confuse, confused, confusing, hate mondays, monday, just another day at the office, optical illusion, science, scientific, geometry, geometric, visual
Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.
"Of course - why didn't I think of that?"
"How would I begin solving the problem? By using a calculator."
Tags:schools, school, students, student, teachers, teacher, education, classroom, classrooms, maths, class, classes, lesson, lessons, kid, kids, sums, mathematical, equation, equations, math, arithmetic, solve calculators, calculator, division, addition, subtraction, multiplication, order of operations
Owl thinks of mathematical equation.
'That's it then - Time is money.'
'Can't you dumb it down more, Ms. Slemrod?'