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'When I say 'February' what do you think of? . . . I was hoping for 'Valentine's Day', but I guess that was a long shot.'
"It seems that our Count can't count."
"Are we going to start working with larger numbers? I want to work as a federal budget director."
'Do I get part credit for trying?'
'You'll find that math gets easier as you learn how to use a calculator.'
Owl thinks of mathematical equation.
"That's what I get for giving it 110%!"
"Life, yes - but as for intelligent life, I have my doubts."
'I'm having trouble with math. Is math an acquired taste?'
"We keep Frank around, because if there's a power failure he's the only one who can do anything."
"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"
'You still haven't quite got metric figured out, have you?'
"I'd like to explain it to you, sir, but you don't have the math."
Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!
'I thought we were going halves.'
'Then...it's gross minus your net...divided by kids under is...plus others who are dependent on you. That's how you get the total dollars.'
"Welcome to Accounting 101 or, as I affectionately call it - A Counting We Will Go!"
"As head of accounting, I have only 2 things to say about these baseless allegations. My procedures are transparent, my staff trustworthy, and my personal competence beyond question."