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'Nobody's ordering it. With all due respect, sir-I suggest we give it an easier-to-pronounce name.'
"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"
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"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"
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Luca Pacioli: The Father of Accounting... The Man, The Math, The Ledger.
"Hey, no problem!"
'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'
"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."
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"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."
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'It's your other 0.5.'
"Who dealt this mess?"
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'And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the way the ball bounces.'
'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'
Accountants just want to have fun...
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Eventually they found someone to do the math, and because nothing added up, they went out of business.
'Can somebody please find Y?'
The Tangents talk it over.
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Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
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"I just figured out why we've never had girlfriends."
'Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.'
'Could I have some computer time to troubleshoot this problem?'
'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'
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"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."
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'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'
"You were kept after school to review multiplication and division. This is not a date."
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