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Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

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'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

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Gretchen encounters the mother of all SAT questions.

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'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

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'It's your other 0.5.'

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Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

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"If this piece of paper lands in that trash basket, I'll quit teaching, move to the country, write my novel, and never grade another math quiz ever again." "Let's see, six right, four wrong..."

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First addition, then subtraction, then multiplication, and now this! Where is it all going to end?"

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