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Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

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'My class can't wait to start multiplication. I made them sign a pledge never to use it for evil purposes.'

"You lie!!"

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"What does any of this have to do with football?"

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"Can I carry the remainder over to the next question?"

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'Rather than learning how to solve that, shouldn't I be learning how to operate software that can solve that?'

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'My maths tutor complained about me? Hasn't she heard of mentor-client privilege?'

'Division is just like addition except you have to use a different button on the calculator.'

'I see now! You're talking apples and I'm thinking oranges!'

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Boy on psychologist's couch: 'I have a fear of heights and long division.'

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"Arithmetic doesn't agree with me."

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