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Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'
Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors.
'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'
'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'
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I want to be an accountant for the government.
'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'
'Who invented arithmetic?' 'Henry the 1/8.'
"What does any of this have to do with football?"
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"No, it's not a gray area."
"But it's not as wrong as it could have been."
"Can I carry the remainder over to the next question?"
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'What do you expect? My edition of the math book doesn't have the answers in it like yours does.'
There's supposed to be a fine line between a guess and an educated guess.
'True, we have encouraged you to use your imagination, but not in math.'
'What is a fifth part of a foot?'
'We've had a hard time keeping physical education in our curriculum.'
'Rather than learning how to solve that, shouldn't I be learning how to operate software that can solve that?'
'Do you want the correct answer or the politically correct answer?'
"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."
"If there's a sucker born eery minute, how many suckers are born in a day?"
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'I've finished grading your exams, and there was a lot of improvement in addition and subtraction. Of course, you're all still multiplying like rabbits.'
'I'm no rocket scientist, but I think the answer is four.'
'He was very big in Vienna.'