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Accountants just want to have fun...
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"If we have ten students, and no child is left behind, how may students will go to college?"
Cats are not as intelligent as you think.
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"You will never get your math homework done that way mister!"
A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?
"All I'm saying is that there are so many problems in the world and you've just added to the list with another one."
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"Looks like we have a problem here."
"It`s my back, Doctor. It`s still giving me problems."
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'I don't know oranges, give me that same problem in apples. I know apples!'
"I would solve this story problem by developing the characters, heightening the conflict, and concluding with a satisfactory resolution."
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"Here's your problem—you forgot the sleaze factor."
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'Dad, if 3 x y equals 2 (xy-2), what does 3x(4y) equal?' 'That's easy. 3x(4y) equals the reason I'm in sales.'
'If you go on a diet and lose five pounds, only to gain ten the following month, how many infuriating godforsaken pounds do you weigh?'
"That's true, Jeffrey, but you're missing the point."
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"I've always been taught to accentuate the positive."
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"I'm right because it feels right!"
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What would John Dewey say?
"No way! I can't solve this problem!"
"I was solving those same problems when I was your age."
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'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'
Turns out, smart bombs aren't all that smart: 2 + 2 = 5.
'If a footballer earns ?85,000 a week and is fined two weeks wages how much is the fine?'
'If you have 100,000 tonnes of CO2 waste to bury, how big will the hole be?'