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"Mate with you? I was just going to use you as a Q-tip."
Tags:clean your ears, cleaning your ears, q-tip, q-tips, monster, monster, monster movie, monster movies, monster film, monster films, giant, giants, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, misunderstand, misunderstands, misunderstood, mate, mates, mating, misinterpret, misinterpretation, misinterpretations, get the wrong idea, gets the wrong idea, getting the wrong idea
"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."
Tags:relationship, relationships, consent, consenting consents, feminism, feminists, feminist, #metoo, metoo, me too, mantis, praying mantis, praying mantises, mantises, mating, mate, mates, consensual, permission, reproduction, insect, insects, animal, animals, decapitate, relationship, relationships, death, dying, died
"So I like rutting. So sue me."
Tags:rut, rutting, ruts, adultery, adulterers, promiscuous, promiscuity, philander, philanderer, philanderers, arrogance, arrogant, mate, mating, mates, reproduce, reproduction, season, in season, deer, deers, doe, does, relationship, relationships, fight, fighting, fights, antler, antlers, horn, horns
"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, fly, flies, mayfly, mayflies, life cycle, life span, life expectancy, short, science, biology, mating, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, flirting, pick-up line, pick-up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, playing hard to get
"I was just thinking about you!"
Best in Heat.
"Oh Lord, girls, it's the mating season again."
"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"
Tags:elephant, elephants, ivory, ivories, tusk, tusks, animal, animals, herd, herds, talking animal, talking animals, love, mate, mates, mating, mating season, date, dates, dating, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, flirt, flirting, flirty, single, singles, modern life, courtship, courtships, courting, mating ritual, mating rituals, flirts, flirtation, flirtations
Penguin Mating Rituals Modernize With Fashion
Tags:flirting, flirt, flirts, flirtatious, flirty, court, courting, courtship, date, dates, dating, dated, zoo, zoos, zoology, zoological, penguin, penguins, mate, mating, mate for life, out on the town, gift, gifts, relationship, relationships, animal, animal life, animal world, the talk, explain, explaining, explanation, explanatory, kid, kids, innocence, innocent, modern life, modern world, fashion, fashions, fashionable, dress, dresses, alluring
"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"
"I heard they mate for life."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, swan, swans, mate, mates, mating, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, dating, marriage, marriages, love, romance, romantic, married life, girlfriend, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, mate for life, mating for life, soulmate, soulmates, soul mate, soul mates, together forever, companionship, companion, companions, partner, partners, partnership, lover, lovers, loyal, loyalty, human, humans
"You'll never catch me! Not without arms!"
"The antlers get their attention but It's the great teeth that clinch the deal."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, antlers, teeth, good teeth, attention, attracting a mate, attracting a partner, attraction, relationship, relationships, dating, mating season, mating, looking for love, personal appearance, beauty, attractive, good-looking, handsome, good looks, biology, science
"This guy bothering you pretty lady?"
Tags:moose, antlers, alpha, alphas, alpha male, alpha man, beta, beta man, beta men, dominant, dominance, date, dates, dating, single life, assert your dominance, asserting your dominance, animal kingdom, mate, mates, mating, show off, shows off, showing off, weak, weakness, power, powerful, macho, manly, manliness, masculine, masculinity, machismo, gender performance, gender performances, gender
"I didn't find out quite what I wanted about the economics of democracy but I did find an interesting article about the mating habits of the Patagonian Fruit Bat."
"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, underwater, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, showing off-show-off, show-offs, mating, attracting a mate, biology, science, predator, predators, prey, food, big mouth, mouth, mouth, opening wide, big mouth bass, impressing, impressive, impress, ego, vain, vanity, manly, macho, men, man, women, woman, sarcasm, sarcastic, sarcastic compliment, sarcastic compliments, complimenting
A female moose uses a portable music player to listen to the mating call of a male moose.
"You're not serious, I hope."
"Hi! .... I've been asked to introduce myself. I'm Todd ... from the Denver Zoo."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, panda, pandas, panda bear, panda bears, love, romance, romancing, courting, flirting, pick-up line, pick-up lines, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, introductions, introducing, relationship, relationships, dating, mating, mate, mates, reproduction, breeding, science, biology, attracting a mate, zoo, zoos, first meeting, first meetings
"I thought it was going to be a one night stand. That was a hundred and thirty seven years ago."
'You, you, you. It's always about you.'
'Singing to find a mate is so passe.'
"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."
Tags:crane, cranes, stork, storks, flamingo, flamingos, bird, birds, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, child, children, kid, kids, childhood, mating, mate, mates, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, egret, egrets, embarrassment, embarrassing
"I hope you're not looking for a long-term relationship there, big boy. Because I'm probably gonna eat your head later."
Tags:date, dates, insect, insects, praying mantis, praying mantises, mate, mates, mating, mating behaviour, mating behaviours, mating behavior, mating behaviors, entomology, entomologist, entomologists, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, one night stand, one night stands, bug, bugs, short-term relationship, short-term relationships
"Instead of mating for life, why can't we just be a flock with benefits?"