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"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."
"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."
Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.
"Mating fights! Well, consider yourself lucky! Just imagine how embarrassing it is when we have to perform mating dances..."
"My mating dances were unsuccessful, so I tried reciting poetry: didn't work either..."
"I've seen lame mating dances before, but this one was the worst: He was trying to pick me up with Hip-Hop moves!"
"To woo me, Dad did a disco-style mating dance: Who could resist that?"
'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'
'You're wasting your time: I'm married...'
"There's gotta be a way of attracting the ladies that isn't so %$#@ exhausting."
"Wait, stop! We can't attack now: he's doing a mating dance and she seems interested! This is so romantic!"
"I've uploaded my best mating dances onto the Internet and now, I am flooded with requests for dates..."
"The mating dance was a disaster! I didn't stretch beforehand and pulled a muscle..."
"Getting injured in a mating fight is kind of expected, but getting injured during a mating dance is truly humiliating..."
"The ladies did not like my mating dances, but trust me, they like my serenades..."
Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'
"I was practising my mating dance, I thought I was alone, but your mum just happened to be passing by. The rest, as they say, is history..."
"Yeah, yeah, you can do a nice mating-dance, but I need to see a bank statement..."