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"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"
"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"
Tags:elephant, elephants, ivory, ivories, tusk, tusks, animal, animals, herd, herds, talking animal, talking animals, love, mate, mates, mating season, date, dates, dating, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, flirt, flirty, single, singles, modern life, courtship, courtships, courting, mating ritual, mating rituals, flirts, flirtation, flirtations
After months of observations, Jeffries and Callahan conclude that the primates' mating rituals weren't unlike that of humans.
The Wilsons visit the wrong petting zoo.
Tags:petting zoo, petting zoos, zoo, zoos, zoo enclosure, zoo enclosures, zoo animal, zoo animals, inappropriate, inappropriate behaviour, inappropriate behavior, kid, kids, mating ritual, mating rituals, monkey, monkeys, kid, kids, r-rated, r rated, tourist, tourists, tourist attraction, tourist attractions
"You'll never catch me! Not without arms!"
"Maybe we mate for life because we're lazy."
Tags:lazy, laziness, swan, swans, bird, birds, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, commitment, commitments, mate, mates, mating ritual, mating rituals, lifelong, lifelong romance, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists, unromantic, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, married couple
'You, you, you. It's always about you.'
"Are you foraging underwater or is this a booty call?"
"Just once I'd like to be attractive not for my pulsating light, but for my personality."
Tags:humpback anglerfish, humpback anglerfishes, deep-sea fish, deep sea fish, fish, fishes, shallow, shallowness, true love, mate, mates, mating ritual, mating rituals, courtship, courtship rituals, marine life, sea animals, personality, date, dates, love life, relationship problem, relationship problems
Fish Sex Lives
Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.
'Hmmmm! Third time he's been back he MUST be keen.'
Tags:date, dates, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, sniff, sniffs, dog etiquette, dog manners, canine manners, pheromone, pheromones, sniff, sniffs, sniffer, sniffers, sniffing, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, mating ritual, mating rituals
"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."
Tags:chicken dance, chicken dances, mating dance, mating dances, mate, mates, mating ritual, mating rituals, wedding dance, wedding dances, dancing skill, dancing skills, romance, romances, bird, birds, chicken, chickens, flirtation, flirtations, ornithology, ornithologist, ornithologists, birdwatcher, birdwatchers
"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"
'He's all chirp and no peck.'
"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."
'Sorry, you might be the strongest, but HE can dance!'
"Homoapous amorius...the common lovebirds."
Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.
'Looks like a contested convention."
Tags:mountain goat, mountain goats, goat, goats, ram, rams, mountain sheep, mating ritual, mating rituals, ram, rams, locking horns, fight, fights, contested convention, contested conventions, disagreement, disagreements, brokered convention, open convention, presidential election, presidential race, political system, presidential candidate, presidential candidates
'You're too old school - I'm looking for a mate online.'
'I thought the boss was going to bite my head off for losing the mantis account, but she was more interested in dating me.'
"Wow, that was great. Was it as great for you too?"
"Well, at least Brian can afford to put a roof over my head!"
"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"