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"You're a lot easier to live with once your antlers fall off."
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"Oh Lord, girls, it's the mating season again."
Slinkies Climbing Upstairs To Spawn.
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"See anyone who tickles your ivories?"
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"The antlers get their attention but It's the great teeth that clinch the deal."
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"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."
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A female moose uses a portable music player to listen to the mating call of a male moose.
"You're not serious, I hope."
"It seems to me you have all the tail you can handle."
"No kidding …? This is my first reunion, too."
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"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."
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"After all these years together, the mating is still reasonably good."
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"I always come before the mating season begins!"
"I'm ready for some springtime."
"I don't question it. These things grow out of my skull and I'm in love again."
'Wouldn't you know it! First day of mating season and I get a barnacle on my chin!'
"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."
"Alligators are on the move during mating season."
"Actually, I was looking for someone with a prehensile mind."
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"I'll tell you why we''re become extinct. Because we're solitary creatures, even during the mating season...that's why we're becoming extinct."
Spring, when a young snake's fancy turns to pheromones on the air.
"Yeah, I know it's the mating season, I'm all fired up, but this year, I thought I'd go on a long hike instead of fighting..."
"Yes, I see, it's a problem your losing your voice at the start of the mating season..."
"It's some sort of mating thing, I imagine."
'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'