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Slinkies Climbing Upstairs To Spawn.
"I'm ready for some springtime."
'Wouldn't you know it! First day of mating season and I get a barnacle on my chin!'
"I'll tell you why we''re become extinct. Because we're solitary creatures, even during the mating season...that's why we're becoming extinct."
Spring, when a young snake's fancy turns to pheromones on the air.
"Yeah, I know it's the mating season, I'm all fired up, but this year, I thought I'd go on a long hike instead of fighting..."
"Yes, I see, it's a problem your losing your voice at the start of the mating season..."
Frogs in Bath
'Get away from me! I don't want ay more kids!'
'I've engaged Bob as a bodyguard: He'll scare off the bears when we migrate to the spawning grounds...'
A really bad springtime fashion Faux pas
'I hope this new found friendship wanes before the mating season.'
"This time, I know why my wife is mad at me: there was so much sport on TV that I missed the mating season completely..."
"The buck stops here!"
"Gosh! Is it mating season already?"
"Deer shed the velvet from their antlers to prepare for sparring season. . ."
"Seriously? You want to challenge me now? Can't you at least wait until I've finished my morning coffee and today's newspaper?"
"Now, the last one was not a "mating call", but a "mates call". I agree that they are very similar, but it's important not to mix them up..."
"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."
"It's not fair! All of my in heat friends are allowed to go out."