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"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."
"We at U.T.M. Investments specialize in conservative investments. After all, our initials stand for 'Under The Mattress.' "
'This is how our new no-risk pension scheme works.'
"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"
Adjustable beds, not very well adjusted beds.
'Your resume shows you were a test pilot...for the Softcloud Mattress Company.'
"Stop complaining, granite is in."
'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress... Should last for years...'
'Check out my new bed: Titanium frame, extra firm mattress...Should last for years...'
'He's always wanted an adjustamatic.'