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Tags:homophone, homophones, say one thing and mean another, hidden, hidden meaning, legal, legality, legalities, stand up in court, invalidate, invalidation, invalidates, validate, validation, nuptials, nuptial, vow, vows, wedding vow, wedding vows, i do, groom, groomsmen, dodgy dealer, matrimony, wedding, wedding ceremony, weddings, married, married life, marriage, red flag, dodged a bullet, bullet dodged, dealbreaker, deal breaker, word, words, word play, word-play, play on words, relationships, loophole, loop hole, loopholes, loop holes
"We should never have committed binary fission!"
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"We are gathered here to join together this man and this woman in matrimony—a very serious step, with far-reaching and unpredictable consequences."
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"None for me, thanks."
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"And you, Howard? Are you fully committed to taking this woman for your lawfully wedded wife?"
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"Got any plans for later?"
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"I , Bob, take you, um, gosh, I'm terrible with names. I think it starts with a J. Joan? Jane? Jill? You don't look like a Jill. How about Jan?"
'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'
"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"
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'Speed dating really works! Our first date was Friday, we married on Saturday, and now I'm happily single again.'
'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'
"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."
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"Counsel for the groom, does your client, Dave, take Cindy to be his lawfully wedded wife? If so, please signify by saying 'he does'."
MOTHER: All generations of family pester her: Did you iron my shirt? Can I get my ears pierced? etc
'I pronounce you a gay couple in a civil union filing seperate tax returns under IRS rules.'
'Don't you just long for a case of good old sexual transgression rather than inappropriate blogs,tweets and chats ?'
'I like you, Abigail, but I'm feeling too much pressure in this relationship!'
'Woo-hoo!This is the happiest day of my life!!'
'We are gathered here to join the couple in matrimony. Possible side effects include depression, migraine, chronic fatigue...'
"As soon as the wedding is over I've got a wedding gift for the bride."
"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."
"I'm afraid natural light is out of the question."
"...and if anyone objects to joining this couple in holy matrimony, let him speak now..."
"How's your 'X'?"