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'Nurse Ryder when was the last time you actually spoke to Mr. Wilson.'
Boy whistling at crackers.
"If you need anything just log on with your personal pin code to the hospitals intranet where you'll find instructions for accessing the site where you can notify staff of any requirements you may have."
'I think that we can safely assume Mr Jones is on the mend, Matron.'
"You clean him up! You're the one who gave him sleeping tablets and a laxative!"
"It's no fun seeing horror movies with a nurse! Nothing scares you!"
"Nurse Jensen is old school."
'It's not for soaking your feet... it's a bedpan!'
'There are consequences if someone on the floor doesn't wash their hands.'
"I'd like to request a transfer from the children's ward."
'Did I take my pill today?'
'I'm looking for the head nurse on the floor.' 'If you hurry, I think you can still catch her here.'
Boy blowing at crackers.
'There's a case of beri-beri in ward b, what should I do'
Nil Insolence By Mouth
The world will never be the same again after..Matrons from outer space
Sensitive to Suggestion.
Uptight Hospital: Underwear inspector and dispensary - All patients & visitors must stop here first.
'Where should I put the dirty bed linen?' 'On the beds.'
'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'
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'Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?''
'I smell romance! This is his seventh blanket-bath. He only came in for an 'in-growing toe-nail' removal operation, yesterday!'
Some people have their own methods of dealing with a shortage of nurses