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"I thought I was going to be much more blown away by the Liberty Bell."
Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child
Tags:boys will be boys, maturing, maturity, matures, adults, adulthood, adult life, childhood, child, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, twist, spin off, spin-off, spinoff, parody, parodied, parodies, parody, grow up, grown up, grown-up, grown ups, grown-ups, growing, growing up, old before his time, bore, bored, boring
"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"
"So, before passing judgment, please consider that science now shows that the male brain is not fully developed until never."
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"Dad, I've been thinking it might make things better between us if I just called you Ed."
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"The 40-Year-Old Virgin Olive Oil"
Tags:spin off, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodies, parodied, cuisine, cuisines, movie, movies, film, films, reference, references, referential, pop culture, pop culture reference, old, rancid, virgin olive oil, olive oil, oil, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, left out, aged, ageing, matures, ages, decanting, decant, decanter, sell by date, best before, sell-by, rot, rotting, rotten, flies, fly
Head Start Nursery.
"Where are all the cowMEN?"
'Of course I've become more mature since you started treating me. You've been at it since I was 14 years old.'
They used to be best buddies. That was before she came along and tricked him into having a baby.
"My problem is I grew up too fast."
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Mature Cat Formula.
'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'
"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."
Tags:pregnancy, newborn, newborns, childbirth, gave birth, baby, babies, midwife, midwives, midwifery, cry, cries, crying, develop, development, child development, childhood development, school, schooling, grade, grades, compare, compares, comparing, ahead, grow up, growing up, matures, maturing, prospects, child prospects, expect, expects, expectations, population, rising population
'And for the Queen of Whiny Eaters, two pieces of bologna, cut into quarter-inch squares, coated with Abe's Barbecue Sauce...'
"You used to be special - like caviar"
Tags:relationship, marry, marries, married, married life, love life, love, change, changes, caviar, fish egg, fish eggs, specialness, growing up, growing, grow, grows, adulthood, childhood, adult life, growth, maturation, matures, maturing, development, develop, develops, developing, sturgeon, sturgeons, divorce, divorces, divorcing, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups
"Wrong! I won't be a fish when I grow up. You have two more guesses!"
Tags:tadpole, tadpoles, frogs, toad, toads, frog, amphibian, amphibians, herpetology, herpetologist, herpetologists, biology, biologist, biologists, zoology, zoologist, zoologists, grow, grows, growing, grow up, grows up, growing up, guess, guesses, guessing, guessing game, guessing games, kid, kids, matures, maturing
"I wouldn't mind looking so young...if only I didn't feel so young too. You know what I mean, Papi?"
"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."
"I'm not the same woman you met in the hospital eight years ago."
"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."
"Okay, I'm definitely getting older."
'On you, it looks good.'
'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'