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"F.Y.I., sweetie, bears are attracted to drama."
Tags:bear, bears, bear attack, bear attacks, drama, crying, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, couple, couples, scared, frightened, crying, nature, wildlife, safety, survive, survival, bear repellant, lost in the woods, animals smell fear, don't cry, hunting, the woods, the great outdoors, mauled, dramas, drama queen, drama queens, bear repellent
'Damn snack is stuck in the thing!'
'You were mauling in your sleep again.'
'Sorry, we don't take credit cards. Hey, look at me - I'm stopping a charging Grizzly! Ha ha ha ha!'
'Maul him, Boog! Maul him! ... Tickling has no effect.'
'Never try to milk a unicorn.'
'Dewey grabbed the rebound and ... Whoa! Death roll! Death roll!'
Tags:croc, crocodile, crocodiles, gator, alligators, alligator, rebound, rebounds, basketball, basket ball, basket, baskets, ball, death roll, attack, attacks, attacking, animal instincts, instincts, killer instincts, killer, maul, mauls, mauled, mauling, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'
Local drivers had been mindful of crosswalks ever since that one guy was dragged to the bushes and mauled.
'Could you throw me the truck keys?'
'I don't think so. He's in the hospital because he was mauled by a bear.'
'I was malled.'
'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'
With friends like you...
'Be careful with that knife, Fred. Bear season doesn't open until tomorrow.'
The Smell of Fear
Tags:dog, dogs, guard dog, attack dog, attack dogs, guard dogs, canine, canines, mutt, mutts, pooch, pooches, doberman, doberman pinscher, dobermans, rottweiler, rottweilers, german shepherd, german shepherds, pitbull, pit bull, vicious, bite, attack, maul, mauled, sniff, smell, scent, sense, odor, pheromones, fear, afraid, scared, extra crispy
"Trust me, I've checked and cross-checked Dad: "prosecuted" is not synonymous with "mauled to death"..."
Tags:animal, dog, doberman, security, guard, trespassers, prosecuted, mauled, death, language, synonymous, dobermans, doberman pinscher, doberman pinschers, dobermann, dobermanns, guard dog, guard dogs, dog owner, dog owners, home security, security measures, synonym, synonyms, trespassing, trespasser
"Do you have a moment to take a quick survey and let me know how that mauling went?"
"Aw, how cute! It's eating our of my hand."