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The Lion Tamer
'Since we're bears, when can we start mauling people?'
'Careful. I heard he was accused of maul-practice.'
'You were mauling in your sleep again.'
'Sorry, we don't take credit cards. Hey, look at me - I'm stopping a charging Grizzly! Ha ha ha ha!'
'Maul him, Boog! Maul him! ... Tickling has no effect.'
'Never try to milk a unicorn.'
'Dewey grabbed the rebound and ... Whoa! Death roll! Death roll!'
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'Forget about him, Suzie! He's a weak and stupid runner who never should have entered..'
'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'
Local drivers had been mindful of crosswalks ever since that one guy was dragged to the bushes and mauled.
'Could you throw me the truck keys?'
'I don't think so. He's in the hospital because he was mauled by a bear.'
'I was malled.'
'May I have your frequent flier points?'
Bear Interview - we have some questions regarding the maulings.
'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'
'And were you 'extinct' on the night of the mauling?!...'
'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'
'Oh great, maul the barman when it's your round!'
'Since it's called the Maul, can I pounce on anything I want?'
'Someone's been sleeping in my bed, and look, there she is! Can I mail her, mom, can I?'
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