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'To control his blood pressure, his doctor said he needs to take his medication, watch his diet and improve his golf game.'
'So, where do you see youself by June?'
'I know what you're up to, and it won't work.' Delbert P. Munson: Spring Fever's toughest nut to crack.
"Should we really be starting a new unit so close to summer vacation?"
Taken By Surprise
Steve always dreads the end of football season."
Tags:football, football season, honey do list, honey do lists, to do list, to do lists, chore, chores, football fan, football fans, end of the season, january, may, postseason, stack up, stacks up, stacking up, pile up, piles up, piling up, dread, dreads, inbox, lengthy list, lengthy lists, housework, gender stereotype
"Snap elections for a snappy Brexit."
'It's Labor Day. Mom expects you to take us out to dinner.'
May Versus Terrorism
"Like Shapps that pass in the night."
May Fever...irritatingly high pollen levels.
The Trojan House
"This is the voicemail of Michel Barnier.For angry drunk ranting, press 1. For separate, weepy pleading, press 2. To just sorta breathe heavily into the phone for an extended period, press 3."
Tags:drunk dialling, drunken dailling, voicemail, voicemail message, voicemail messages, leave a message, thersa may, may, uk pm, uk priminister, previous primeministers, michel barnier, barnier, chief negotiator, brexit negotiator, brexit negotiations brexit negotiator, brexit, uk politics, british politics, brexit deal, brexiteer
Theresa May draws on a poster of Trump.
Grow damn you!
Tags:tax, bailout, bail out, life savor, freddie mac, taxes, saving money, budget, budgets, economy, economics, fannie mae, may, save, saving, money, devastation, loan, companies, home owners, bailouts, bail outs, bailing out, class divide, class division, class divisions, great recession, the great recession
Theresa May removes her mask to reveal Nigel Farage.
"Don't you worry! I'm sure we will get an excellent deal with the EU!"
'Some of us work on Monday.'