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"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
"Except for the actual sacrifice, all this is largely symbolic."
"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"
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The day after the world didn't come to an end.
"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."
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Mayan Calendar: 'Chief says just take it 2012 that's when we will switch...'
'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'
"On the bright side, you just logged 54 'Flights Climbed' for the day."
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"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
'That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.'
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'I'm spending all of my money and if the world doesn't end in 2012, I'll make it all back and more by suing the Mayas.'
'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'
'I've got a better idea. How 'bout you stop by the temple tomorrow, and WE can teach YOU how to live a life of sacrifice.'
'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''
"Who or what should I sacrifice to relieve simple nervous tension?"
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"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"
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'Look, the Mayas did Pilates!'
We appeased the fire god last week. Its your wife's birthday!
'It's not one of our gods, my wife made it in pottery class!'
A fearless prediction for Dec. 22, 2012.
'Don't worry - it's not the end of the world!'
"Get a sponsor."
'Does this mean you'll be expecting a Christmas present?'