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The day after the world didn't come to an end.
'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'
'I'm spending all of my money and if the world doesn't end in 2012, I'll make it all back and more by suing the Mayas.'
'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'
A fearless prediction for Dec. 22, 2012.
'Don't worry - it's not the end of the world!'
'Does this mean you'll be expecting a Christmas present?'
'Every 5,126 years it's the same old thing...get out the chisels and hammer out a new calendar.'
Mayan Calendar 2012-3012.
'I've let my mortgage go, I haven't paid my credit cards...these Mayan dudes really dropped the ball.'
World ends in 2012?
'Well it's Friday the 21st and we're all still here. The world's not going to...'
The little-known Mayan joke-a-day desk calendar.
An awkward moment at CES 2013.
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"Oh no...I've accidentally made the calender stop at 2012."
Street Corner Hucksters
'Come the end of 2012, the planets Hayek and Rand hit the debt ceiling, thus angering the austerity gods, who push the earth over the fiscal cliff...'
'Cheer up mate! . . . It's not the end of the world!'
'So today is meant to be the end!. . . '
End of the world - 'Josine, would you note that in my diary?'
'He said he's not ready to make a commitment until he knows how things turn out in light of the Mayan calendar predictions.'
'I shan't say it again... It's time for bed!'
'According to the Mayan calendar, 2012 will be the end of the world!'
'Any chance you can bring my toys early this year Santa... the bloke on the News said the world might end on the 21st!'