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"Well, tell me. Is this Aztec, Mayan, Olmec, or Toltec?"
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The day after the world didn't come to an end.
Mayan Calendar: 'Chief says just take it 2012 that's when we will switch...'
'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'
'That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.'
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'I'm spending all of my money and if the world doesn't end in 2012, I'll make it all back and more by suing the Mayas.'
'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'
"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"
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'Look, the Mayas did Pilates!'
A fearless prediction for Dec. 22, 2012.
'It's not one of our gods, my wife made it in pottery class!'
'Don't worry - it's not the end of the world!'
"Get a sponsor."
'Does this mean you'll be expecting a Christmas present?'
'Every 5,126 years it's the same old thing...get out the chisels and hammer out a new calendar.'
'The incorporation of the name of Cit-Bolon-Turn the God of Healing into your logo will resonate with everyone who has even the faintest knowledge of Mayan religious nomenclature!'
Mayan Calendar 2012-3012.
'I've let my mortgage go, I haven't paid my credit cards...these Mayan dudes really dropped the ball.'
"My watch stopped again. I don't know if it's the battery or the Mayan Calendar Function."
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Who Men Worship Through Time.
"What in hell ever happened to trickle-down humanity?"
The little-known Mayan joke-a-day desk calendar.
"Oh no...I've accidentally made the calender stop at 2012."
Street Corner Hucksters