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'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'
'So...where do you see yourself in 5 minutes time?'
"Hey, Honey, our life cycle is too short to play hard to get."
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"We're only alive for one day, and you had to schedule dinner with the Hamiltons?"
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'So, where do you see youself by June?'
'I like to live each day as if it's my last.'
"I live for twenty four hours. How can I fund a 401 K?"
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"What do kids like you know of life? Wait till you've lived four hours, like me."
If flies went to church
Mayfly Wisdom: Never put off til tomorrow...
"This meeting is going a little longer than some of your lifespans and I see you're starting to die off, so I'll wrap things up in the next few minutes."
'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'
"If our lifespan is only a day I'm having a cigarette."
'I appreciate what you've done for science ... now drop the bonus request, or I'll swat you.'
Mayfly holds a sign saying "The end is night".
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'Gimme a day.'
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I've only been a doctor for 15 minutes, but, ok, Mrs. Rhinewald, I'm gonna give it to you straight. You've only got 24 hours to live - but then, we're mayflies - we all have only 24 hours to live...
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"Good news is that as mayflies we don't need to think about retirement plans!"
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'What comes after a mayfly?' 'A junebug?'
'The good news is, you're getting reincarnated...the bad news is, you're gonna be a mayfly...you've got five hours!'
'It will never work. By the time you pupate, my 24 hours will be long gone.'
'Ok kids, almost at the next rest stop, since we'll be in the car for the rest of the day, this will be your last chance in life to go find a mate and reproduce.'
Mayfly Retirement Home: 'It's a real worry, so many of us living well into our 25 hour. . .'
'The good news is you only have the 24 hour bug...the bad news is you're a mayfly.'
I don't like mondays