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'Nurse, has the staff been eating in pre-op again? There's mayonnaise on the scalpel.'
'You know, I bet if we steamed that and dipped it in mayo, it wouldn't be half bad... that or use it as some sort of weapon.'
"So exactly when did you first experience this craving for a corned beef sandwich on white bread with mayonnaise and a glass of milk?"
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"We're out of mayonnaise... again!"
"O.K. Fair enough. That's a great price for mayonnaise."
"Lots of people want to hold me, but no one really cares."
'Let there be lite...er, wait. Let me try that again.'
'Well, fancy meeting you here.'
"Nothing says summer like mayonnaise-based salads congealing in the heat."
"I hope I'm not being too forward, but if you're hard boiled, I think we'd be great together."
'Hang on a second fellas, that mayonnaise has been in the hot sun for quite a while now.'
'Edna's fish casserole dates to 1607 Jamestown, and the antidote to 1995, may clinic.'
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'Let me guess; you're celebrating Cinco de Mayo.'
A vampire about to use mayonnaise on his new victim.
The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.
One Type of Chicken Sandwich has only mayo...the other has only salad and no mayo. Rubbish!
A choice of sandwiches
"And hold the mayo."
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"Sorry, I can't serve you unless you're accompanied by a hard-boiled egg."
A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.
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