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"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"
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'If it's any consolation, our lack of business innovation will be the subject of analysis in some of the finest M.B.A. programs in the country.'
"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."
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"I'm afraid your M.B.A. loses some of its lustre in light of the fact that you were home-schooled."
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"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."
"I'll have the Master of Business Administration Lunch."
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Day one, post grad
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"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."
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College of Business Administration Golfers
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'He has an MBA from Wharton.'
'I'm sorry - Mr. Jenkins, MBA, PhD, MD, Esq. is O.U.T.'
No Parking Anytime
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"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."
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Future MBA - 'We weren't cheating. We were consulting.'
"Brockhurst has an M.B.A. from Harvard and a Ph.D from Colombia, but everything he does is deeply rooted in the blues."
East is East, West is West, Business is Business.
Went back to get my MBA.
'I was home schooled. It stands for 'Master of Bedmaking and Aerobic housecleaning'.'
"Tom, young Mr. Moncure here is that Harvard M.B.A. I was telling you about who has a keen sense of depreciation."
'I felt the need to reach out, leverage a best practice, touch base, take it to the next level...'
Sign by panhandlers spot - 'Went back to get my M.B.A'.
Memory Foam Mattress - MBA Harvard, PhD Stanford.
"Well, if you're all M.B.A.s, get me some people who aren't M.B.A.s."
'Jason goes to a progressive school. He's in his kindergarten's MBA track.'
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'We need to recruit some young MBA people. All of us young turks have become old turkeys.'