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"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"
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'If it's any consolation, our lack of business innovation will be the subject of analysis in some of the finest M.B.A. programs in the country.'
"I'll have the Master of Business Administration Lunch."
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No Parking Anytime
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"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."
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Future MBA - 'We weren't cheating. We were consulting.'
Memory Foam Mattress - MBA Harvard, PhD Stanford.
"Well, if you're all M.B.A.s, get me some people who aren't M.B.A.s."
'Jason goes to a progressive school. He's in his kindergarten's MBA track.'
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'We need to recruit some young MBA people. All of us young turks have become old turkeys.'
'Tell me about yourself, Mr. Mosely - the nose ring, earring, the MBA tattooed to your forehead.'
"My son has it better than I do. He got himself an MBA and ended up in a minimum security prison."
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"An MBA, a PhD, AND good at catching mice? Wow!"
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"If it weren't for the team of MBA's that have been here fro the start of the company we would never make it through the bankruptcy and restructuring."
"I said MBA not NBA."
The moment Frank realized his MBA really wasn't worth it.
Hunters catch up to deer hiding as corporate executive. ('How'd you find me, fellas?')
"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"
'He has an MBA from Wharton.'
"Harvard MBA Class of '09? What a coincidence!"
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