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'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'
'We are losing him...I need more meaningless targets NOW!'
"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."
Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."
"And I'm sure that as customers you'll be thrilled that as a result of tighter financial management we've measured a 0.3% improvement in12.7% of 12% of 6 of our most significant operational targets."
"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"
Things you seldom see: "She's absolutely right, these targets are complete nonsense. "I'll go and get the shredder."
'She's absolutely RIGHT, these targets make absolutely NO SENSE!'