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'While we realize it's difficult having a sick child at home, Mrs. Mote, we believe you sent Philip back a little soon.'
'You've got the worst case of whatever this is, I've ever seen.'
"If you connect the measles, it spells out 'My parents are idiots.'"
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"I'm afraid it's worse than just a case of measles....the red marker your son used to put on the spots was a permanent marker!"
"...so today you'll be vaccinating Jenny against measles, mumps and child-targeted television commercials."
"You're going to get the measles..."
"Madam Seurat.. Georges Chicken Pox.. it seems to be lasting an awful long time."
'Hold it! Don't come any closer! What you have is highly contagious!'
"Lay off the jelly beans."
"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."
"Tag - you have measles!"
Tags:vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, mmr, mumps, measles, rubella, outbreak, outbreaks, inoculate, inoculation, inoculating, tag, playground, playgrounds, recess, school, schools, petri dish, petri dishes, infectious, disease, diseases, diseased, illness, illnesses, unvaccinated, herd immunity, immunity
'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'
"At least you match the curtains." (Sick child).
Ties for a measly $15...Shirts for a measly $20...Pants for a measly $25.
Optimism is extremely contagious.
'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'
'I hope you're happy. I have chicken pox.'
'Worst case of measles I've ever seen.'
Crash test baby - Antivax
'This is a health insurance policy, Mr. Sanders. You're sick.'
"We had decimals today and I think they've followed me home!"
'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'
"There's a lot of this going around."
Tags:chicken pox, measles, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, inoculate, inoculates, inoculation, inoculations, contagious, contagion, contagions, outbreak, outbreaks, disease, diseases, disease outbreak, disease outbreaks, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, hospital outbreak, hospital outbreaks, virus, viruses, bacteria
'No, you may not connect the dots!'