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"Want to know how many steps we took?"
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"I'm still finding traces of mercury in these fish."
'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'
Evaluating the humorousness of cartoons.
"I'll be passing my tape measure over your buttocks, then coming up the inside of your leg. Is that O.K.?"
"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"
'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'
"I think I prefer not to have the cuffs show that much."
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"The oceans rose another quarter inch this year."
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"Just saying, most parents mark their kid's height against the wall with a pencil."
'Just measuring your job performance...'
Pie chart - What were we studying, again?
'Why don't you come home and cook something, and we'll bring you back!'
When dinosaurs ruled the earth.
'Can't I just hold it for a minute?'
"Guidance from the DOH on how to see paitents more quickly..."
When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
"You're overthinking this."
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"GPs morale is rock bottom...I think we should send them a postcard saying they're very nice!"
Growing up/growing out.
"I don't have the specifics yet, but my protractor shows your portfolio is up 8 degrees."
'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'
The government is to adopt rigorous new procedures to deal with any examples of GPs offending
"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"