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Evaluating the humorousness of cartoons.
'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'
'You've never starved a fever, have you?'
"I don't have the specifics yet, but my protractor shows your portfolio is up 8 degrees."
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'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'
Project Length As Measured In Dog Years
When his wife was out, Dave liked to perform experiments to measure the power of Danny's burps.
John is a moderating influence so we like to filter our proposals through his head
Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.
Old lady shrinking with age.
121-130 pounds. 111-120 pounds. Someday
'Nope. He's undersized. You gotta throw him back.'
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During the 7 days of creation.
'Excess is the way I measure success.'
'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'
'According to the chart, you should be 47 feet tall.'
'The dining room? It's 18 wine bottles long, and 15 wide.'
'I will never understand baseball, everything is measured in feet.'
'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).