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"Want to know how many steps we took?"
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"I'm still finding traces of mercury in these fish."
'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'
"How many ounces are in a pound, and, if I may, I'd like to ask a follow-up question?"
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"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."
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An old woman measuring the decreasing height of an old man using a height chart
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"Just saying, most parents mark their kid's height against the wall with a pencil."
'You've never starved a fever, have you?'
When dinosaurs ruled the earth.
A Waist Lion
'Depends on how many people in the yard.'
'I got you 10 roses. I believe strong relationships are based on the metric system.'
'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'
'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'
When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
Time, temperature, and corporate ethics readings.
"I'll be needing all your pertinent information, miss."
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'He says we have to change our name to the Kilo Shop.'
Some of my measurements....as opposed to...some of your measurements.
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"I feel more at home in a yard."
"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"
I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...
"Millimetres or centimetres? Check the plan."