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"Want to know how many steps we took?"
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'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'
Evaluating the humorousness of cartoons.
"I'll be passing my tape measure over your buttocks, then coming up the inside of your leg. Is that O.K.?"
'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'
"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"
"The oceans rose another quarter inch this year."
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"Just saying, most parents mark their kid's height against the wall with a pencil."
'Just measuring your job performance...'
'Why don't you come home and cook something, and we'll bring you back!'
"Guidance from the DOH on how to see paitents more quickly..."
'Can't I just hold it for a minute?'
"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."
When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
"You're overthinking this."
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Growing up/growing out.
"GPs morale is rock bottom...I think we should send them a postcard saying they're very nice!"
"I think we must accept that things have got to get worse before they can get even worse."
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"I don't have the specifics yet, but my protractor shows your portfolio is up 8 degrees."
'There's no doubt about it -- you're a woman on her way up.'
The government is to adopt rigorous new procedures to deal with any examples of GPs offending
"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"
"We all have to make austerity cuts right now, so I've given up gym fees."
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'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'