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'But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring.'
"Want to know how many steps we took?"
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'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'
Evaluating the humorousness of cartoons.
"I'll be passing my tape measure over your buttocks, then coming up the inside of your leg. Is that O.K.?"
'The U.S. Treasury announced today that the federal deficit will no longer be measured in 'trillions' of dollars, but in 'light-years'.'
"How many ounces are in a pound, and, if I may, I'd like to ask a follow-up question?"
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"I think I prefer not to have the cuffs show that much."
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'David discards his measuring tape for the faster 'eyeballing' method of measuring.'
An old woman measuring the decreasing height of an old man using a height chart
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'Uh oh. I measured the drywall in feet, but you measured it in metric.'
When dinosaurs ruled the earth.
'Just measuring you for the breakfast nook.'
When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
"You're overthinking this."
"I don't have the specifics yet, but my protractor shows your portfolio is up 8 degrees."
"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"
A tailor measuring a jacket.
When his wife was out, Dave liked to perform experiments to measure the power of Danny's burps.
Old lady shrinking with age.
Silly man ordered a bed that is too big for his room.
'Nope. He's undersized. You gotta throw him back.'
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'Your forehead and your neck are now only two inches apart.'
"Hold yer horses - that's never your waist!"
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