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Bologna - The Sandwich
"He's all beef!"
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"My ultimate goal is to buy it by the pound in nice thin slices."
'What? I've been cut from the team!??'
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"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."
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"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."
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"The recipe is simplicity itself. I got it from a Neanderthal."
'And they said we couldn't create meat in a test tube.'
"Explain something to me. Are 'boned' and 'deboned' the same thing?"
Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.
"I don't care that you're a commodities trader, my eyes are up here."
"We don't know what kind of meat it is. That's why it's on sale."
"Just one more outburst and I can have this chicken tenderized."
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"Cooky was askin' about you again."
"I love this time of year when turkeys get theirs."
Vegetarian Watch confronts a notorious carnivore.
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"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."
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"Is it just me, or has it suddenly gotten awfully quiet around here?"
"It was still breathing? You are such a foodie."
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"That's pork - the meat of the pig. It makes an excellent substitute for tofu."
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"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."
"Our meaty ancestors didn't stand a chance once bears tasted their sweet, sweet haunch."