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Bacon Makes Everything Better/Raisins Make Everything Worse
"I'm a Dinosaur, Hargraves, and I'm no herbivore."
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"The recipe is simplicity itself. I got it from a Neanderthal."
"I've had a long day, so I don't want anything that will put up much of a struggle."
Tags:lion, lions, animal, animals, wild animal, wild animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking lion, talking lions, carnivore, carnivores, meat eater, meat eaters, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, dining, food service, food service industry, hospitality
"I think I'm mystery meat."
"I love this time of year when turkeys get theirs."
"Cooky was askin' about you again."
"Dorothy, could you come here a minute?"
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, revenge, getting revenge, taking revenge, cannibalism, meat eater, meat eaters, butcher, butchers, butchery, dark humour, black humour
"The Stevensons sent over a lovely meat basket."
Tags:gift basket, gift baskets, candy, candies, gift, gifts, present, presents, hamper, hampers, christmas hamper, christmas hampers, stone age, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, meat eater, meat eaters, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, cuisine, neighbor, neighbors, neighbour, neighbours, caveman, cavemen, caveman diet, cavemen diets
'I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians.'
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
Tags:fountain of youth, bacon, bacon lover, bacon lovers, junk food, unhealthy food, healthy food, healthy foods, healthy eater, healthy eaters, long life, long lives, meat, meat eater, meat eaters, indecision, indecisive, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptations, favorite food, favorite foods, favourite food, favourite foods, processed food, processed foods, nitrate, nitrates, nitrite, nitrites
"Your grandmother tasted like chicken."
Tags:little red riding hood, red riding hood, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, big bad wolf, the big bad wolfs, chicken, chickens, insensitive, insensitivity, predator, predators, meat eater, meat eaters, european fairy tale, european fairy tales, inconsiderate, family, food critic, food critics
"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"
Tags:novelty shirt, novelty shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, funny shirt, funny shirts, funny t-shirt, funny t-shirts, butcher, butchers, butchering, meat, meats, meat counter, meat counters, meat eater, meat eaters, meat lover, meat lovers, carnivore, carnivores, poor taste, cut, cuts, choice cut, choice cuts, cross section, cross sections
Welcome to Texas - Last Vegan Pizza for 773 miles.
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"Sometimes I think it would be nice to be a vegetarian."
"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"
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"I'll just eat at the bar."
'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'
"All the adventure is gone since the bred out all the Trichinosis."
Tags:infection, infections, trichinosis, eat out, eating out, dining out, food poisoning, pork, raw meat, uncooked meat, undercooked meat, trichinella, breeding, animal breeding, food animal, food animals, meat eater, meat eaters, public health hazard, public health hazards, bacteria, food safety standards, food safety, food hygiene, food hygiene standards
"Their population is no longer sustainable so we may as well eat them."
"Yes, sir, fat free—straight from the gym."
Tags:alligator, alligators, crocodile, crocodiles, animal, animals, wild animal, wild animals, talking animal, talking animals, carnivore, carnivores, meat eater, meat eaters, waiter, waiters, server, servers, restaurant, restaurants, food, foods, dining, food service, food service industry, hospitality, gym, gyms, fitness, fit, fat free
'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'
"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."
"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"
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