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'I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians.'
'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'
"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."
"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"
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A tiny dog watches the big dogs eat meat.
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"I'm a vegetarian who eats meat."
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"I'm a vegan, and my ex is a carnivore. We were divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable dinners."
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Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.
"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."
"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"
"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."
'I recently became a veggie.'
"Danny told us you don't eat meat, so we made you a fisherman instead."
Irony: Vegetarians know more words for meat than carnivores do.
'This is gluten free, isn't it?'
Old lady and her meat eating plant in a restaurant
'I'm afraid the school bully stole the veggie burger you made for my lunch, mom.'
'Yuk. That's been in an animal's mouth.'
'Mammoth is murder!'
Funeral with Special Sauce
'I don't want to stay for dinner. Your mother is a vegetarian!'
'Being a waiter sure beat Howie's last job: hook man in the slaughterhouse.'
'It tastes like California condor, but it has the consistency of bald eagle.'
'Gimme some bread, quick! I think I've got a tusk caught in my throat!'