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"It's a novelty t-shirt me and the boys designed, Mrs. Patterson!"
"It's been awful for business, Mrs. Schultz, but it was Charlie's last wish."
"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"
"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."
A meat counter is divided between 'Delicious,' 'Not bad,' and 'Edible.'"
"Cutting back on meat is hard. Take away the 'M' and you have 'EAT.'"
"Listen pal...when I said I wanted my steak rare...I meant some form of endangered species!"
"Come now, Gracie! Squash is a great vegetable...it can be fried, sliced, baked, steamed or boiled...before you refuse to eat it."