Media Consultants Cartoons and Comics

THE GOLDMANS HIRE A MEDIA CONSULTANT.

"Geez, you're the worst focus group I've ever seen."

"The department is clear that staff are not under any circumstances to talk to the media...."

'He's not finished his media training!'

'It looks like your fifteen minutes of fame is about over.'

The Media Guru: 'You don't exist until you're on TV.'

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

Satan relaxes at home with the Hounds of Hell and Ted, his favorite image/media consultant.

'Mom! I'm not a couch potato, I'm your media consultant.'

'Don't think of me as a couch potato. Think of me as your media consultant.'

"Go forth and get me a PR consultant."

'Dear, for your information, the term 'Couch potato' is offensive. We prefer to be called 'Media Consultants.''