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"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"
"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."
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"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
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"Medicine is giving the eat-drink-and-be-merry model another look."
"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."
"These drugs won't do much, but the combined side effects are a hoot!"
"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."
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"My back aches whenever I wear my uniform, Doc?"
How are the Smiling Exercises Coming Along?
"No, you can't count an extra olive in your martini as a serving of vegetables."
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"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
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"You next fattened child could be your last."
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"Have you tried lying around watching crappy TV?"
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
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"Now they're saying shiny things attached to hooks are bad for you."
"I'm glad you checked with me, but yes, I think it's safe for you to do the 'Hokey-Pokey.'"
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"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."
"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"
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"Let me through, I'm a pharmaceutical rep."
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"My doctor gave me the O.K. to go ahead and die during sex."
'You need to walk more.'
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"I've been smoking all my life and it's never done ME any harm..." "But you're only 25."
'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'