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'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.'
'Looks like your medical insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'
"You should take these in the presence of an attorney."
Providing Healthcare For All
"We even tried a visit from a celebrity."
Paul Ryan, used health salesman
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Doctor Sponsored by Pharmaceutical Companies
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"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"
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"I can give you a new lease on life and do a wraparound with your car lease."
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'How much longer do I have before I have to change to a healthy lifestyle?'
"Is there a doctor who accepts Medicaid in the house?"
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'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'
US Healthcare, then and now: Survival of the fittest. . . Survival of the wealthest.
"Let me through, I'm a pharmaceutical rep."
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'Well, that is a preexisting condition...'
"All I can say is thank God for the patients' bill of rights."
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"You can't list your iPhone as your primary-care physician."
"If you're going to be all judgy, I'm just going to lie to you."
'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'
'It's the latest technology. A Pacemaker/MP3 Player. That's where you plug in your earbuds.'
'Since we couldn't afford health care insurance, we induced labor in our car so our auto insurance would cover any maternity costs.'
"I don't think it's anything serious, but, just to be sure, I'm going to bill you as if it is."
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'How is the detox going?'
'Doc ... could you arrange to have my Public Option removed.'
Ulcer Clinic, Peptic, Duodenal, In-Laws.