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'No, being forty is not the result of an aging disease.'
"You're a good listener. You hear my feelings."
Great to see you! Give us a big hug!!' Doctors without Boundaries.
Why do I need a CAT scan? I just had a whole body scan at the airport.
'Your problem is in the gene which makes antibodies, but the Biophase Corp. now has a patent on that gene, I can't do anything for you.'
'It's a generic disease, so Ill give you some generic drugs.'
"Your son is pigeon-toed!"
It appears to be some sort of reaction to your herbal pain medication.
'If the treatment is unsuccessful, do you give back the information I released?'
'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'
'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'
'Well, it's no wonder you haven't been feeling too well lately, Santa - you're 96% cholesterol.'
"Bone density looks good."
'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'
"Okay, next I'm going to text your reflexes."
'Let me get this straight- you went to a GUY-ne-cologist, to discuss MEN-o-pause?'
'I'm afraid the x-rays indicate a broken funny bone.'
'And how dull is this pain?...'
Guess your cholesterol
"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"
'I'm supposed to check you vitals, so I'll need to know if you can pay.'
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