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"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."
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"I thought the co-pay was supposed to be smaller than the pay."
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'You've only got a few days left to use up your healthcare benefits for the year. I'm going to call to see if I can get you in for a colonoscopy.'
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"Doctor without borders, meet patient without insurance."
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'We need a health care plan with some teeth in it.'
'Your insurance plan covers the 80% of you that's healthy.'
While trying to figure out if insurance would cover her medical bills, Flo's mind wandered to simpler topics like quantum physics.
"While the device may be an extension of your person, screen repairs aren't covered here."
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'According to this, the only drug your HMO covers is aspirin, and it has to be generic.'
"Doc, my arm is killing me, but I don't know how I can afford care. My deductible is through the roof and I just got laid off my job."
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'Sorry, but your health care only covers me telling you what it doesn't cover.'
"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."
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"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."
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'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'
"So that's All for One and One for All, except our health insurance, which is Every Man for Himself."
"This is easier than navigating through medicare."
"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."
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"Laughter is the best medicine, but your insurance only covers chuckles, snickers and giggles."
Jimmy and Jane Play Doctor
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'Yes, we do have a group health plan. When everyone has the same symptoms, you all go as a group to see the doctor!'
"…and don't let your cash buyout, stock options and lifetime medical benefits hit you in the button the way out."
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"Arm fish-insurance won't cover that."
'Under Obamacare the government's gonna force us to have health insurance!'
"They'll stab you in the back, but they give you full medical coverage."
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