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'You've only got a few days left to use up your healthcare benefits for the year. I'm going to call to see if I can get you in for a colonoscopy.'
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"Doctor without borders, meet patient without insurance."
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'We need a health care plan with some teeth in it.'
'Your insurance plan covers the 80% of you that's healthy.'
While trying to figure out if insurance would cover her medical bills, Flo's mind wandered to simpler topics like quantum physics.
'According to this, the only drug your HMO covers is aspirin, and it has to be generic.'
'Sorry, but your health care only covers me telling you what it doesn't cover.'
"I'm sorry we're unable to save you, but we can still save your credit rating."
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'Sorry - global warming is not covered!'
"So that's All for One and One for All, except our health insurance, which is Every Man for Himself."
"This is easier than navigating through medicare."
"Sorry, Sylvia, but your mother's long-term care has been going on just a little bit too long."
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"Laughter is the best medicine, but your insurance only covers chuckles, snickers and giggles."
Jimmy and Jane Play Doctor
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'Yes, we do have a group health plan. When everyone has the same symptoms, you all go as a group to see the doctor!'
"…and don't let your cash buyout, stock options and lifetime medical benefits hit you in the button the way out."
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"Arm fish-insurance won't cover that."
'Under Obamacare the government's gonna force us to have health insurance!'
"They'll stab you in the back, but they give you full medical coverage."
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Which is working better?
"My existing plan dropped me, too!"
"It doesn't seem to cover 'Breaking Bad' withdrawal."
"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."
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"Ah-ha! We found the problem!"