Medical Degree Cartoons and Comics

'I'm the one with the medical degree, I'll determine if your back is bothering you or not.'

"As your medical degree qualifies you to do a business plan I think my management degree qualifies me to examine your prostate."

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.

The abbreviationally challenged...

"According to these results, I shouldn't have gone to Med School in Grenada."

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

"I'm afraid that a career in Neurophysiology requires more than a degree from the 'University of Hard Knocks!'"

"I'm sending you to a doctor who has two diplomas."

'Yes, I have both a law and a medical degree. If you sue me for 'malpractice', I'll sue you for 'slander'.'

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"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"Is this 'No medical student left behind' diploma the same as a regular diploma?"

'Are you sure that's a medical degree?'

"I can assure you, it's a real degree... not an honorary one!"

'I hope your case is not too complex. I'm only an honorary doctor.'

'Congratulation on your medical degree, son...you owe me $300,000 for school loans.'

"With respect, my medical degree trumps your online-diagnosis search."

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

'This our team nickname!!'

'How do you spell D.V.M.?'

'Did you know that Dr. Holzbein is one of the few people with degrees in human and animal medicine?"