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'I'm the one with the medical degree, I'll determine if your back is bothering you or not.'
"As your medical degree qualifies you to do a business plan I think my management degree qualifies me to examine your prostate."
"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"
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Ed, The Home-Schooled Doctor.
The abbreviationally challenged...
"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."
"I'm sending you to a doctor who has two diplomas."
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"I'm afraid that a career in Neurophysiology requires more than a degree from the 'University of Hard Knocks!'"
'Yes, I have both a law and a medical degree. If you sue me for 'malpractice', I'll sue you for 'slander'.'
Herbst & Jones MDs: Graduated 'Last in their Class' Medical Associates - Lowest Rates in Town!
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"Is this 'No medical student left behind' diploma the same as a regular diploma?"
"I can assure you, it's a real degree... not an honorary one!"
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'I hope your case is not too complex. I'm only an honorary doctor.'
'Congratulation on your medical degree, son...you owe me $300,000 for school loans.'
"With respect, my medical degree trumps your online-diagnosis search."
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'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'
'This our team nickname!!'
"This is my cousin Frankie. He used to be a doctor."
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'...I'm in doctoring school.'
'Did you know that Dr. Holzbein is one of the few people with degrees in human and animal medicine?"
'Here's an interesting one...'Meat inspector wanted in cannibal community'.'
What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.
"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."
Do Not Confuse Your Internet Search With my Medical Degree!
"I've already consulted WebMD. I'm just here for a second opinion."
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