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Thorn in a Lion's Paw
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"I can catch-you can't throw."
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"Sometimes he curls up into a ball and we roll him around."
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Philosophy Class for Proctology Students
Doctor to patient: 'Nah - you don't need to make a hospital appointment. I can do this procedure with a laser pen.'
'I'll talk to the animals for £250 an hour.'
Tags:doctor dolittle, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, private doctor, private doctors, charge, charges, high fee, high fees, fee, fees, for-profit, for profit, doctor, doctors, medical doctor, medical doctors, private practice, private practices, family doctor, family doctors, capitalist, capitalism
'I'm held accountable for my diagnoses by the friends in my chat room.'
'I appreciate this consultation, Doctor....'
"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."
Tags:doctor, doctors, medical doctor, medical doctors, patient, patients, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinic, appendix, appendixes, appendices, appendicitis, kidney, kidneys, architect, architects, architecture, home improvement, home improvements, floor plan, floor plans, redesign, redesigning, house, houses, consultation, consultant, surgery, surgeries, envisioneer, envisioneers, personal architect, personal architects
'I think the surgery went well, especially considering I'm a doctor of literature.'
Dog Doctor goes to door that says "Bone Scans"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, doctor, dog doctor, vet, veterinarian, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, broken bone, broken bones, orthopedist, canines, doctors, dog doctors, vets, veterinarians, bone scans, bones, orthopedics, orthopedists, bone doctors, x-rays, scans, broken bones, health, healthcare, medical, hospitals, pets, animals, medical doctors, specialists, medical specialists
Doctor to lady: 'I'll be reading your chart as soon as I finish today's Sudoku puzzle.'
"When you stop to smell the roses, check first for bees!"
"I came up through the ranks."
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J. Blewney, MD Proctologist: "The end justifies the means!"
Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'
He's in love with his doctor or loves living in Maryland.
'We'll have to have this appendix out. . .'
"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"
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'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'
Fish to Doctor: 'I felt a jerk in my neck and suddenly I became dizzy and disoriented.' MD: 'Sounds like you caught a bug.'
'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'
'Did you know that Dr. Holzbein is one of the few people with degrees in human and animal medicine?"
'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'
Doctor to patient: 'While I'm back here, let's try a little something I learned when I was a ventriloquist.'