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"We're running a little behind, so I'd like each of you to ask yourself, 'Am I really that sick, or would I just be wasting the doctor' valuable time?'"
'Nothing, honey, except flare up unexpectedly and cause a lot of trouble. Sort of like your uncle.'
"It seems the patient wishes to exercise his right to choose his own doctor. Is there another doctor in the house?"
Tags:doctor, doctors, patient, patients, medical rights, patient rights, second opinion, second opinions, medical opinion, medical opinions, personality clash, medical emergency, medical emergencies, healthcare, paramedic, paramedics, rights, health-care, medical crisis, medical crises, difficult patient, difficult patients
Pharmacy Closed. . . Chicken Soup.
"Leon... I've come for the rest of you."
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, death calling, death calls, near death experience, encounter with death, close to death, amputees, serious injury, almost died, almost dead, come for the rest of you, accident, accidents, medical emergency, medical emergencies, crude joke, crude humour, crude humor, mulitple amputee
'The first aid team has the day off.'
Cut hand while slicing bagels. All other emergencies.
"911? My husband's unresponsive."
Tags:emergency helpline, emergency hotline, helpline, helplines, emergencies, 911, unresponsive, not paying attention, no attention, attentiveness, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, marriages, medical issue, medical emergency, medical issues, medical emergencies, help, television, telly, the telly, tv, occupied, occupies, occupying, occupy, engage, engaged, engaging, engages, absorbed, absorb, absorbs, absorbing, engross, engrossed, engrosses, modern day issues, modern day problems, modern era, modern day, modern times
"That's what I love about New York—people leave you alone."
Tags:new york, ny, nyc, new york city, city, cities, urban, city living, city life, urban living, urban life, pedestrian, pedestrians, passer-by, passersby, good samaritan, good samaritans, emergency, emergencies, passed out, unconscious, medical emergency, medical emergencies, alone, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, unconcerned, uncaring, heartless, indifferent, unsolved, disinterested, uninterested, humanity, charity
"Let me through, I'm a pharmaceutical rep."
Tags:emergency, emergencies, medical, medicine, medical emergency, medical emergencies, pharmaceutical rep, pharmaceutical reps, pharmaceutical representative, pharmaceutical representatives, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, medical professional, medical professionals, medical advice, medical care, doctor, doctors, nurse, paramedic, paramedics, first aid, health care, healthcare, unqualified, questionable, suspicious, unhelpful, modern life
NHS Confederation suggests that patients be allowed to register with A&E departments..."Can someone help me I've got a bit of a cough!"
"I don't want to alarm anyone, but is there a librarian on board?"
Tags:librarian, librarians, emergency, emergencies, emergency personnel, emergency personnels, library, libraries, medical emergency, medical emergencies, crisis, crises, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, passenger, passengers, literary question, bookworm, bookworms, book worm, book worms
"Today we insure every American and end the need for private health insurance."
Tags:health insurance, private health insurance, health care, heathcare, heathcare funding, heath insurance companies, insurance companies, universal healthcare, universal healthcare provision, obamacare, ahca, aca, medical emergency, medical emergencies, future, politics, us politics, divisive politics, insure, insurance, universal insurance
"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"
"I'm afraid we've had to move him to expensive care."
'. . . Press 1 to book an appointment. . . press 2 for a doctor. . . press 3 for an ambulance. . .'
"When he was yelling stroke, stroke, stroke...I just thought he was counting!"
'Did someone yell, bingo?' - 'No, Selma had another stroke!'
"Just take a seat, Mr. Bern. You're acting as if you were the only one here who's been shot."
Tags:waiting room, waiting rooms, gun shot, gunshot, gunshots, shooting victim, shooting victims, gun crime, gun crimes, dramatics, melodrama, melodramatic, melodramas, receptionist, receptionists, unsympathetic, a&e, doctor's office, doctors office, a & e, medical emergency, medical emergencies, gun victim, wound, wounds, wounded, gunshot wound, gunshot wounds, entitled, entitlement, american healthcare, united states healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare systems, emergency room, emergency rooms, hospital, hospitals
"Stop ringing for the nurse. We know you're here."
"Everybody back! This man's swallowed his nose! Don't panic, I'm a sheet metal worker! Someone bring me a pail of water and a catcher's mitt!"
"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."
"Sorry we're late. We forgot to turn on the siren."
"...My son has overdosed on prescription pills...Knowitol."
"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"